Being a judge looks easy, and most trial lawyers secretly believe they could do the judge’s job as well as His Honor. But, being a good judge is harder than it looks. Trial judges must be gifted generalists. They handle disputes in contract law, tort, patent, trademark and copyright law, eminent domain, employment law, criminal law, domestic relations, administrative law, environmental law—you name it. Judges have to understand procedure and the process of protecting (or muddying) a record better than the average practitioner. Judges manage bigger dockets than most lawyers with less help. Trust me: that bozo on the bench is a lot smarter than he looks, and few imagine how much he has to endure from the advocates that come before him. Sometimes, district court is just traffic court with better shoes.
I offer all that as preface for judging a judge who was just trying to make justice work with precious little help from the lawyers. I speak of the judge in Armstrong Pump, Inc. v. Hartman, 2014 WL 6908867, No. 10-cv-446S (W.D.N.Y. Dec. 9, 2014). I’ve never met U.S. Magistrate Judge Hugh B. Scott, but I know that he has twenty years of distinguished service on the federal bench in Buffalo; so, you can be confident he has a well-honed judicial demeanor and has seen it all before. But, he may suffer from the same debilitating condition that afflicts me: He was born at an early age and grew up before computers ruled our lives. He likely learned discovery when everything was paper, and while he may have evolved into judex electronicus (the wired judge), few of his generation of judges have. It’s asking a lot of judges to keep up with all they must do and become well-schooled in electronic search and retrieval. That may explain why his order for relief in Armstrong Pump seems destined to fail. Unhappily so, because when he cries, “Enough” in the opinion, I am with him wholeheartedly. Continue reading


