A colleague flagged an opinion from the Northern District of Oklahoma she’d seen blogged on a big firm website. In the decision, the judge spoke dismissively of “apps” that must be responsible for those hairballs so common in discovery: vague requests and objection-obscured replies. The blogger took the judge’s mention of apps too-literally, even noting that the judge failed to name the offending software.
I suspect those literary devices called irony and satire may have been lost on the blogger. The court in Howard v. Segway, Inc. wasn’t saying both sides had actually used bad apps; instead, Magistrate Judge Paul J. Cleary was referencing the current fervor for apps metaphorically, as a means to convey that the more things change, the more they stay the same. That is, whether you slavishly draw boilerplate from a paper form or program the same mindless twaddle into a document assembly app on your iPad, drivel remains drivel, and obstruction invites sanctions. Continue reading






Today was the last class of the semester for the Electronic Discovery & Digital Evidence course I teach at the University of Texas School of Law. It’s been a great semester thanks to a luminous group of students who patiently endured fourteen three-hour classes and shined in six practical exercises on data mapping, encoding, legal hold, metadata and hash analysis, meet-and-confer and search and review. But, there is nothing I could have done to make our final class more remarkable and memorable than the excitement and joy of having today’s distinguished guest speaker, Magistrate Judge Paul Grimm, 