Bad Soup: Boiled Frog, Mouse Balls and Lawyer Eyes

Writing an LTN column about boneheaded mistakes, I’m reminded of one of my own.  I use a fancy Lucite mouse pad, swag acquired at some long-ago ABA TechShow from Corel, purveyor of WordPerfect.  It emits a cool blue glow, and incorporates a four port USB hub along its edge.  That pad’s seen many miles of mouse trails, and I like it.  But, it has a solid black tracking surface, polished from years of use and sebaceous exudate.  That was okay when mice used rubber balls to track hand movements (friction cares little for color or reflectivity); but modern mice have eyes.  I didn’t adapt to my seeing eye mouse and   gradually accepted diminished performance as the norm.

That’s the difference between tossing a frog into a pot of boiling water or into one filled with cold water and bringing it to a boil.  They say that he’ll leap from the hot pot but stay in the cold water until he slowly boils to death.  [In fact, froggie will do nothing of the sort.  The boiling water will kill him handily, and he will escape the rising temps, if he can.  But, let’s not let facts spoil a good metaphor].

My mouse pad is a metaphor, too: for the problems I accept in Word despite years of using the program, for the demise of Corel and WordPerfect and for the biggest hurdle lawyers face in e-discovery.  Continue reading

Putting the Duh in Da Silva Moore

There’s been a lot of fuss and bother about the Da Silva Moore decision by Judge Andrew Peck, much of it fomenting the notion that a federal magistrate judge (approved) (required)(made mad passionate love to) predictive coding in a case.  I kept my own counsel until now because a judge going along with something the parties had already agreed to do struck me as something less than a jurisprudential watershed.  The question presented to the court was not whether an e-culling tool would be employed but how.  That is, the kids weren’t fighting about whether to play the radio but only about how to set the volume and station.  They took their quarrel to Dad, and now the kid who didn’t get his way is saying Dad played favorites.

The plaintiffs, whose QA and sampling values were rejected, have every right to complain about the metrics.  Where predictive coding is concerned, the devil is very much in the details.  But their pairing of valid concerns with a sleazy personal attack on the judge has to be one of the dumbest moves to come down the e-discovery pike since Creative Pipe named its line of stolen garbage can designs FUVISTA (for F*** yoU VIctor STAnley).  It puts the duh in Da Silva Moore. Continue reading

A Generation in Transition

We are the transitional generation in terms of the shift from discovery in a world geared to information on paper to one where paper is largely an afterthought.   An airline boarding pass is a screen shot of a bar code, gate, time and seat number.  We print it in case TSA can’t scan our phone, then trash it when we touch down.

Growing up, the organization of information on paper was so ingrained in our education that we take our “paper skills” for granted even as paper has all-but-disappeared.  We learned to color inside the lines.  Put our name and the date at the top of our papers.  Organize alphabetically.  Staple and paper clip.

We learned the structure of a “business letter.”  Date and subject go here, salutation there, and don’t forget the CC: and BCC: addressees at the bottom.

All of it marched more-or-less seamlessly into a common culture of paper records management.  Correspondence flowed into files, folders, drawers, cabinets and file rooms.  Everything had a place, and everything depended upon information being in its place.  That is, everything depended upon organizing information from its creation and all along its path until it found its semi-permanent place in the storage and retrieval system.

As information went digital, we clung to metaphors of records management.  The screen icons remained files, folders and even envelopes.  But while we pretended digital information was still like paper, our culture of records management collapsed.  The fleeting phone call and the enduring business letter and “memo to file” all morphed into e-mail.  Subject lines ceased to reliably describe contents.  File clerks became baristas and file rooms became server rooms.  Everyone was left to their own devices—literally—in terms of information management.  Computerized search, they promised, would do away with all that pesky management of documents.

And, in many ways, the promise was kept.  We draw on vast reservoirs of information using search tools of such instantaneous ingenuity and complexity that we rarely reflect on what transpired for us to find that Chinese restaurant in San Francisco or convert U.S. Dollars to Brazilian Reais at market rates.  We’ve been content to leave it to the geeks.

And there’s the nub of the problem in e-discovery.  As information stopped being like paper records and everything became databases, lawyers were content to leave organization to the geeks.  We can’t imagine a competent lawyer not knowing how to find a document in a file folder or cabinet; yet, oddly, we can’t imagine a lawyer knowing how to fashion a competent ESI search protocol or query a database.  We barely expect lawyers to know what ESI protocols and databases are.  We’ve set the bar too low for the Bar, and clients and judges are suffering as a consequence. Continue reading

Blame It on Rio

I’m sorry that I’ve been slow to post, but I spent Spring Break in South America, enjoying spirited Rio de Janeiro, breathtaking Iguazu Falls, sprawling Sao Paulo and cosmopolitan Buenos Aires (along with some forgettable forays along the Uruguayan coast). Between enjoying Jobim on Ipanema Beach and biking to Evita’s crypt, I forgot to think about e-discovery.

South America is friendly, affordable and delicious. If you haven’t made it down there, GO! Brazilians are warm and ebullient, Rio is strikingly lovely and Buenos Aires almost out-Parises Paris for grand boulevards, lovely parks and public statuary.  You haven’t experienced the joy of carnivorousness until you’ve eaten beef at Porcao in Rio.  Obregado Brazil and gracias Argentina!

A Hash of It

Charles Kingsfield of the Paper ChaseI’m teaching e-discovery at the University of Texas Law School this semester, and though it’s been a lot of work, and challenging to conform my peripatetic practice to a fixed routine, I love being back in the classroom with bright students.  So far, I’m pretty sure no one in the class has learned more than I have.

I’ve learned that however witty I imagine I might be in front of a lawyer audience, I’m not funny in the slightest to a bunch of stressed out 2Ls.  And, I’ve discovered that I need fresh technology metaphors because references to pre-1990 devices draw blank stares.  Despite the resurgent coolness of vinyl, twenty-somethings have never heard of a “tone arm” nor experienced an “auto reverse” cassette deck.  Of course, what were you thinking, old timer?!?!

Unlike practicing lawyers, law students don’t devote all their creative ingenuity to fashioning arguments why they can’t (or shouldn’t have to) learn the nuts and bolts of information technology.  I tell the class it will be on the midterm, and they have all the motivation they need to wrap their nimble noggins around sectors and clusters, hashing and hex.  The power to test those you teach is awesome, and may be what’s missing from CLE.  You can bet you’d see better speakers and more attentive listeners if attendees had to pass a test on the material to get their CLE credit.  But I digress. Continue reading

Thoughtful Guidelines for E-Discovery in Criminal Cases

In case you’re wondering if there remains any corner of the litigation world where lawyers can find shelter from all of this e-discovery stuff, one more such Eden has evaporated.  The United States Department of Justice just released its Recommendations for ESI Discovery in Criminal Cases, and, somewhat surprisingly, they are thoughtful, comprehensive and impressive. “Surprisingly” because, apart from meeting Brady obligations, I think most lawyers regard criminal law as an area where there is no discovery, let alone this new-fangled e-discovery.   It’s inspiring to see leaders in the criminal justice arena leading in such a forward thinking and clear-eyed fashion.

If, reading the guidelines, you conclude that these responsibilities won’t devolve upon lawyers, let me assure you that the support resources available to DOJ prosecutors are far more limited than you might expect (or that, for obvious reasons, Justice wants the public to recognize), and such resources wane as you move to the state and local criminal justice systems.  Moreover, it takes two to e-tango, such that public defenders and the criminal defense bar must be conversant in these matters to negotiate protocols and undertake competent reviews of the ESI supplied.

So, once more, e-discovery competence matters.  There is a crisis of competence in the bar where electronic evidence is concerned.  Any lawyer who tells you that you don’t need to know this stuff is kidding themselves.  It’s like suggesting you don’t need to know how to drive because you can always hire a chauffeur.  USDOJ_Intro_Recommendations_ESI_Discovery

A Billion Dollar Fix for Free

There have lately been a boatload of good stories written about Google’s so-called ‘Billion Dollar E-Discovery Blunder.’  Yes, it was a blunder, and, though the damages are dwindling, maybe it will end up costing Google a billion bucks; but, I’m not so sure it’s all that much an e-discovery issue.  That said, I’m going to wind this post up with a suggestion of a simple technique for QA/QC in e-discovery you can use to keep your client or company from the same predicament.

First, the Blunder: Oracle sued Google claiming that Google’s Android smartphone platform infringes Oracle’s Java programming language patents.  With almost $27 billion in revenue and $6 billion in profits, Oracle is #96 on the Fortune 500 list of companies that suck at e-discovery.  Google is #92, with $29 billion in revenues and $8.5 billion in profits.  So, it’s a well-matched, Goliath vs. Goliath fight (and even Goliath is going, “Damn, they’re big and rich”).

Plus, it’s got to be personal for many folks in Silicon Valley.  Redwood City and Mountain View, California are just minutes apart, so you can imagine that when the two Larrys (Oracle’s Ellison and Google’s Page) bump into each other at Fry’s or waiting in line at the DMV, it’s can’t be all guy hugs and fist bumps. Continue reading

Box Score: Justice 1, Bullies 0

The saga of Pippins v. KPMG took another just turn today as Judge Colleen McMahon of the Southern District of New York emphatically sustained Magistrate Judge Cott’s refusal to allow KPMG to destroy thousands of hard drives.  I don’t title this post “Justice 1, Bullies 0” as a slap at KPMG.  Though I thought KPMG’s position anemic and oddly out-of-touch with an expert’s appreciation of user data on hard drives, KPMG isn’t the bully here.  No, the bully in my bullseye was the U.S Chamber of Commerce, which threw its fat wallet into the fray, selfishly attacking Magistrate Cott’s well-reasoned discovery order.  No friend of the court, the Chamber has been buying influence at the statehouse for so long, it must have decided to see what it could peddle down at the courthouse.  Happily, all that lobbyist lucre went right down the drain.  Kudos Judge McMahon! Continue reading

Aren’t You Forgetting Something?

I can hardly believe it’s taken this long to get back to blogging.  It’s been a whirlwind of new matters and teaching of late, such that I looked up from my computers to find I’d mislaid January.

This is a short post about two invaluable files often missed when parties consider what to collect and process for discovery.  If you’re not preserving, collecting and processing IPD and OST files, you may be missing some pretty important stuff.  And, if your vendor doesn’t know how to process them, you’re certainly missing something. Continue reading

Is Google Docs Secure Enough to Store Client Files?

A colleague posed the question, “Is Google Docs Secure Enough to Store Client Files?”  I shared my two cents and thought maybe some readers might be wondering the same thing.  I replied:

That question has been debated almost as long as the web has been around.  I’m not sure if you mean is it secure enough against intrusion or secure enough against loss?  My answer to both is “yes.”  Continue reading